Well, I took the summer off. Not really, I just got so repulsed by everything going on I spent the summer renovating my trash can, and took a slow trip to Washington DC on the back of an Amish buggy. Also, working on trying to sell my cologne, Trash. Oh, and I actually got someone to buy a Cameo from me. If you want me to insult you, wish you a horrible day or even something nice and positive (excuse me while I puke) then find me on Cameo at 1bitchyclown. But the best news this summer is that I got permanently banned and kicked off X (the crapform formally known as Twatter). They couldn't handle this Bitchy. Boo Hoo. I'm so upset. NOT.

Oh, and today's episode is short but not sweet. Hey, what do you expect from me? I know, I'm hilarious. Enjoy the crap.