If you've ever wondered if aliens exist, today you'll get your answer. You'll also find out why Donald Trump was in Home Alone 2 and why its coming off Myan's Netflix queue. And if that isn't too much to handle you'll also learn about Myan's plan to corner the soda market with his new idea for Schnazz Cola. It has all the caffeine of Jolt, twice the extreme of Surge and more disappointment than Shasta AND Mountain Dew combined! It should be a giant hit with the Tweenennials. "You want it all and you want it right now...SCHNAZZ COLA!!!"

This week on Unofficial, Coop disses every WWII documentary every made while Myan rants on why no matter how much you hate Trump, voting for Hillary was still an act of futility. If you drink organic juice pouches, you're the coolest kid around but if you prefer a JuiceBox then you're going to hell. Sorry, it's in the Bible so it's true. WWJD. (what would Jesus drink)

So if you still harbor guilt for putting a 4th grader in the White House, haven't come to terms with the Tent Colonies on Venice boulevard or knew that 99% of Earth's species that have ever lived are already extinct, then maybe join Coop and Myan for this week's unadulterated foray into the uncensored minefield of Unofficial's truth-bombs. So watch your step or you just might learn something.