Close your eyes. You're ascending a staircase which winds upward into the sky. It seems endless. But somehow with each step, you feel more comfortable, more fulfilled, and more committed. All you can think of is taking the next step. And then the next. And the next. You can barely contain the excitement which swells exponentially until finally you emerge from the staircase onto a bright plain of perfect peace and joy. Yet there's a twinge of sorrow in your heart, for there are no more steps to climb. Then you see it: an electronic device. It's connected to the internet. It's yours. And you realize: The next step is downloading this podcast. And the next is listening to it. And the next is rating it. Five stars. Do you trust us? We try to think of names for our cult and get the news of Wes Craven's death. Then Kevin picks a bunch of movies and everybody yells at each other. Someday this podcast will be a mountain.