It’s our 30th episode! And much like turning 30, things are getting a little freaky.

Lisa takes us back to the early days of eBay with a bizarre tale featuring an online stalker, plenty of gross-out moments, and enough "WHAAAT?!" twists to make you grateful for modern internet security practices.

So grab your wet specimen and keep an eye out for your local Silicon Valley psycho—it's going to be a weird one.

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