This week Theo makes his dramatic return to the podcast to help Ian hand out grades on the Midseason Report Cards for the entire team. Here's some time stamps so you can skip to hear us tell you why we hate your favourite player:

2:17 - Auston Matthews
7:06 - Zach Hyman
11:56 - Connor Brown
13:24 - JVR
15:53 - Mitch Marner
19:40 - Tyler Bozak
24:41 - William Nylander
29:16 - Leo Komarov
38:17 - Nazem Kadri
48:46 - Nikita Soshnikov
56:10 - Ben Smith/Freddy the #GOAT
1:01:17 - Matt Martin
1:08:32 - Morgan Rielly
1:13:17 - Nikita Zaitsev & Connor Carrick
1:19:11 - Jake Gardiner
1:23:11 - Hunlak (and Corrado)
1:33:13 - Freddy Andersen
1:36:47 - *Insert Backup Goalie*
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