The football may be bad, but the banter is top notch as the boys from block 5 make their way to Hamburg in Germany to talk to the Rube about the FA Cup and Depeche Mode tribute acts. We find out what Lionel Messi can do on the Holloway Road with his inevitable signing this summer - and after Stan Kronke boasts that a fan can helicopter from South Africa to the game, we find out what the biggest lie the boys have been told to impress them.

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