That's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - emergency-pants.net - or leave a comment on the site to participate. A winner will be selected and Bridget will design a stitch based on the winning phrase - and hey, if the winner wants it, we'll even send it to them! Or not. We don't want things to be weird between us. We'll move as slow as you want us to, baby.