This week, Paula & Amy celebrate the inagural episode of Season 9 of RuPaul's Drag Race. Lady Gaga was there with her perfect self. We are also celebrating that the AHCA is dead and Trump still sucks. You know who else sucks? Ivanka and Jared, according to their neighbors. Trash everywhere, parking is terrible in Kalorama. The Fatphobic Disaster of the Week is all the people who are fat-shaming Trump. Y'all, just don't talk about people's bodies, especially when there is SO MUCH ELSE to make fun of Trump for. Also, the American health care system is deeply fatphobic. The FUSBPHHTDWTW is the missing black girls in DC. During the Feminist Forum is how American culture looooves to put women on a pedestal so we can tear her down. In this case, Amy Schumer. In the makeup minute, we shout out Amy and Paula's under eye jonx. The recommendations are the movie GET OUT, Girls Episode 3 and cold press coffee, which is the whitest thing Amy has ever talked about ever.