- 00:10 - The cat vs pigeon story

 - 01:00 - Lying podcasts

 - 01:15 - RIP Meatloaf

 - 02:20 - Dark humor fail

 - 02:50 - Huel challenge fail changes the rules

 - 03:35 - Targeted ads peg Catherine 100%

 - 03:55 - The $53 "free" Hive gift box!

 - 05:35 - Just walk to Seoul Market

 - 06:20 - No Huel for James, he has an air fryer

 - 06:55 - James riffs on the art world

 - 07:15 - What is an "emerging artist"?

 - 08:15 - James defines the terms

 - 10:25 - Article

 - 11:00 - A guide for new art collectors

 - 13:25 - James is technically an established artist!

 - 14:10 - How about "pre-emerging zygote artist"?

 - 15:35 - Investors, galleries, art "pump-n-dump"

 - 16:55 - James quotes Duchamp’s still relevant perspective

 - 18:00 - Zombie Formalism’s abstract regurgitation

 - 19:00 - Curator pressure evades regulation

 - 20:30 - James and a a "Houston Gallerist" subrant!

 - 22:20 - Catherine’s emerging art purchase

 - 24:20 - Unwelcoming galleries shred naivete

 - 26:20 - James relives an excruciating studio experience

 - 28:00 - Leave 'em wanting more!