Welcome everyone to our thirtieth episode! This week, the boys are pleased to be joined by Mr North, who is making a short return to the mainland from his Jersey hideout. Ripples of excitement pass through town, and special guest, DJ Mr T turns up to talk about music, cars, showers, and to offer some invaluable consumer advice. Also joining us is Miss Rigg, the long suffering girlfriend of the previously mentioned Mr North. Meanwhile, Mr Swan offends China, AGAIN, whilst Mr Parton talks about ferrets, and offers an ingenious use for a carrier bag...

Featuring music from Julian Muller, Kirsty Folan, and The Good Ship Band.