Beautiful folk of the world, it's nearly friday already and this week we'll be bringing you exclusive interviews from Farmer J about the infamous chicken/ferret/goat thefts that swept the UK leaving farmers quaking in their wooden shacks.

 

We also ponder the next victim of the curse of the banana bread and wonder if it will coincide with the predictions of Nostradamus or if the lizards will win this one.

 

We ask the age old question. does love come from the brain or the heart? especially when it comes to a woman as beautiful as Sweaty Cheryl?

 

and lastly we obviously deliberate if David Koresh is sexy. we're still undecided it seems..