Clay and I went to high school together up in Menlo Park, CA, where we shared the stage in a particularly memorable rendition of Twelfth Night. He bussed tables (among other annoying sidework) at Masa of Echo Park before moving on to the famous Morton's Steakhouse. We discuss the ins and outs of the Morton dining experience, including working on all major holidays and the problem of homeless customers, as well as the writing/performing hustle in LA. Enjoy!