12 eggs in one omelette? Only at Beth's. We talk with industry veteran Jacob Dixon about his time at the classic Seattle 24 hour dive, learn the definition of chub, and fail to survive the zombie apocalypse. Get your bibs on and prepare yourselves for some messy, messy stories.

This week on Shifties: Civil war names, bad beards, the Wallace Special, ornery owners, dysfunctional food families, sloppy shakes, and an appetite for ABBA and margarine.

Featuring Jacob Dixon, Joey Rebbe, Wallace Branin, and Andrew Davies

Music by Kevin Eubanks

Art by Justin Kedl

Produced by Andrew Davies