A-tisket a-tasket! We have an OCMan in our picnic basket this week. Sparks fly as Russell helps us break down the bachelor basket auction episode. Unlike Twelfth Night, this basket auction is as heteronormative as they come. Zoe and Wade go on a real date while George and his Manic Picnic Dream Girl, Tansy, commit a felony. Lemon mistakenly ends up with Lavon and Brick realizes shopping apps are super useful. Moo at us from the bachelor corral, dear hearts.