Hello, Podwalkers, and welcome to the Goblin Lore Podcast!

In our thirty-first episode, your friendly neighborhood gob-slugs take a crack at unraveling the mysteries of the War of the Spark (#MTGWAR) teaser trailer's tantalizing stained-glass windows, which depicts all 36 planeswalkers that will be in the upcoming set. With a little help from other sources, Hobbes Q. and Joe do a ranking of all 36 on their likelihood of coming out alive and planeswalking at the end of this set's story.

Will the Gatewatch reunite? Will Sorin or Nahiri finish their blood feud? Will Tibalt suck less? These mysteries – and more – are discussed inside this episode!

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We have launched our new Patreon! You can join currently at the $1 "Goblin Bangchuckers" tier, which gets you access to our private Discord server where you can talk all things lore, life, and love with other goofy gobbos like yourself.

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Remember: we've reached 400 followers on Twitter! Keep the word of mouth going; at 500 followers, we will do a random prize draw for two lucky followers!

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You can find the hosts on Twitter: Joe Redemann at @Fyndhorn, Hobbes Q. at @HobbesQ, and Alex Newman at @AlexanderNewm. Send questions, comments, thoughts, hopes, and dreams to @GoblinLorePod on Twitter or [email protected].

Opening and closing music by Wintergatan (@wintergatan). Logo art by Steven Raffael (@SteveRaffle).