In this episode of the pod, we truly went off the rails. We talk about the worst things any of us have ever done in our lives, how we cheated in school, as well as have an incredibly lengthy and detailed debate on what's the best way to jerk off. As far as baseball-related discussions go, we talked about the Freddie Freeman rumors and who we think should be our starting first baseman. We also named our favorite Yankee SPs based on how much we liked watching them over the years. Please for the love of god, end this lockout, Manfred.

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