Have you taken that improv class you've been putting off for 17 years yet? You know Ed Harris didn't try acting until he was 43, right? I have no idea if that's actually true but I'm pretty sure I overheard someone reading it off the lid of a beverage container in a food court once. My point is, if you like full figured ladies, and you fancy yourself one funny sonofabitch, you should absolutely join that lakeside-seasonal-improvisation-acting-troop and finally make something of yourself. After Coop and Myan's well deserved week off its really time we get back to business. What business? the business of finding jobs for people adept at long-range hand signals. The business of getting every one of America's citizens over 65 a lifetime supply of free bluetooth. The business of making...people...cry. In a good way.

So don't just sit there and listen to some half baked, sporadic, nonsensical podcast. Sit there and actively engage in a half baked, sporadic, nonsensical adventure. ([email protected]) An adventure hand tailored for people who are closer to their moms. For people who want more funding for stage plays written by 6 year olds. People who can tell the difference between a Maine lobster and that frozen Canadian shit that is completely unacceptable. Trust me? Oh I do, Sugarfish, I do.

Next time, on Episode 33 we are graced with the curling ribbon of caramel, spilling from the voice of the infamous Jordan Parker. Your introduction to an unknown superstar who will one day make your sexytime playlist smoke, like it's 1993 again. ABC...BBD. So eat all your creamed corn, be the kind of parent who supports your kid's artistic dreams even if it's a direct link to their ultimate failure and for god's sake turn the friggin' brightness down on your phone screen, its a dark theater and no one came here to see you aggressively spotlight your stupid face. Oh look...another armadillo.