In the year 2058, a racially ambiguous mercenary (Vin Diesel) is hired by a very French sexual harrasser (Gerard Depardieu) to smuggle a young girl (Melanie Thierry) and her Warrior Nun bodyguard (Michelle Yeoh) across the Bering Strait and into America. Pretty cool setup, right?  I know I'm intrigued!  Surely this will payoff big time!  Spoiler alert:  They do not.  Another spoiler alert:  Things get really Jesusy.

This week ya boys watch and recap 2008's Babylon A.D.  A clustersuck of a film with a lot of good ideas that go absolutely nowhere.

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