Special guest CJ returns to sample a bit of Cat Tales, a sprawling fanwork that manages to win us over despite none of us having any investment whatsoever in Catwoman and Batman making out. Alfred is the best human being. We avoid making any DuckTales jokes until the very end. Be proud of us.

Link to the fanfic: bit.ly/rfrcattales

Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not.

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