So the other week I tweeted about reading current events stoned? Well, here it is. I did it on a whim and it's raw and unedited. I'm still working it out, or maybe not. I will try to post one every week but don't hold your breath because I can be unreliable. Just ask my family. Cheers!

side note:

I think Wreck My Ass Ralph was a porno, could be wrong (if it isn't it SHOULD be)