We made a bot listen to 5 hours of Craigsistential Crisis and here is the result! We google ourselves, we discuss Talon’s accidental conception, we play FMK with the dwarves of the Hobbit, and we bust a plant thief. Think you’ve heard ‘em all? Well, you know what they say about chickens and when to count them…

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