Just in time for the holidays, it's...a review of the holidays! Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas have taken on new meaning now that my kid is old enough to really experience them for the first time, and I share some observations, as well as a truly unhinged take that I didn't have when I started the episode but that came to me by the end. Namely, that I don't think Santa Claus is going to survive this current generation of toddlers.