Welcome back, friends! We've all been in relationships that went on for far too long. We lost that loving feeling. We both started looking at other people. They want China and Iran we want China and Russia. It's complicated. We started seeing other people, Iraq, Somalia, Yemen, Syria, Lybia, the Philippines, and Africa. You know how the story ends you come home one day to find the door locked and $88,000,000,000 of your stuff in a box to the left. They're going to tell our friends they dumped us. We're going to have to hope people think it was mutual. Here's our take on America's breakup with Afghanistan.