Among other things, this week we bring you the results of the rice consciousness experiment. Cash reveals his amped-up variation on the original test and how it gives clues to the possible winner of the 2016 Presidential Campaign. 

There's also talk of a possible cancer preventer, if you believe the Internet, and why people don't, in this glorious age of communication, listen to a word anyone else is saying. Additionally, Cash gives his reason for parting ways with the Drunk Ex-Pastors, and explains why losing his ATM card was one of the best things that have happened to him in a while.