There's a point in every person's life when they must ask themselves whether 'tis nobler to indulge in forensic sniffing and tasting of milk, or to join a group of dead and dying white male comedians founded on an obsession with Milton Berle's dingus. For us, that day has come. The FFA (Future Farmers of America) was founded to promote pride and develop skills in farming, during a time when more Americans lived rurally than didn't. The Friars Club was founded to cut down on the number of fraudulent free tickets scammed off of New York's theaters, during a time when basically everyone was a fucking asshole because it was New York in the early 1900s. Fortunately nothing has changed, except they've taken to hiring literal felons to manage their charity work. Great stuff, don't miss it.

Also, holy shit! It's the season two finale!