The HR boys get a visit from Quartina, a floating stone who massages jet-ski worshipping cultists for a living. That tracks, right? Meanwhile, Wade, the Professor, and Danica Patrick No Relation are placed in isolation to prep them for space travel. That tracks, right?

Quartina- Tracy McBee

Doug Doyle/NASA Chancellor Fritz Sanders- Connor Doyle

Alien Beercan- Peter Williams

P16- Ryan Cleary

Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson

Professor Barnabus- James Freetly

Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen

Artwork by Blair Britt