Andy runs into his high school chemistry teacher at a party, wonders why only four American presidents had brown eyes, and gets confused by what Siri will and won't say. Also, we listen to clips of Dave Portnoy talking about once eating so much popcorn that it gave him a heart attack and a man claiming to be Jesus Christ breaks into a Pizza Hut and calls 911 on himself. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines takes a look at UK artists who didn't hit in the US. You can find Rob Sheffield's Limeys Go Home piece here. Rachel's most recent FED Talks podcast appearance can be found here. You can find a playlist for Rachel's Chart Chat here. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.