Every day it’s the same except today because today is your birthday! You’re 33 years old today. Jesus was 33 when they crucified him, how much longer until they crucify YOU...? You procure from your overalls the pocket knife your father gave you when you were 13. It’s the only thing your father gave you, besides a predisposition for blood cancer. You admire the blade for a moment. You bring the blade to your thigh & start slicing. You slice off a strip of flesh for every year you’ve been alive, 33 slices in all. You feed the slices to the feral cats who live in your barn...then you stumble out to the lake, iPod in hand. You hide under an overturned boat & wait for death to come get you as W3 Thr33 Tr0lls blares into your ears. Happy birthday to you!