Or is it? The Super Bowl kicks off in a few days and with it, the greatest entertainment in sports: Super Bowl ads. The guys dream up their perfect ad campaign which may or may not involve If I May action figures... 

Also covered: African bullet trains, top burger chains, comedians, and an emotional support alligator.

Website: zarubust.com

Merch: teespring.com/stores/zarubust-merch

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