A white nationalist, white supremacist, and Nazi walk into a bar.. and together start a riot at Litchfield's classiest female prison.

Jk! The blacks and latinx incited it! Tehe.

This episode we deliver our two cents on season 5 of Netflix's Orange Is The New Black!

Will Maria and Gloria ever reunite with their kids?

Will Flaritza break Youtube MUA records?

Will Taystee get justice for Poussey?

Will Red and Blanca rival Obama and Biden as best bromance ever?

Will Piper and Alex tie the knot in tall women bliss?

Will the white racists and latinx take their joint premium coffee venture on the road?

And more OITNB hot takes!

HOT TOPICS:

- Prayers up for Dream Kardashian! Rob is in crisis; Chyna has never cared. Water is wet.

- Rihanna found an Arabian boo. Naomi Campbell isn't pleased, but we are!

- Nelsan Ellis a.k.a. True Blood's Lafayette passed. Rest In Power :(

- NRA released a spicy commercial! Has the gorls shook.

- NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence on July 4th and exposed MAGA enthusiasts' true colors.

- Chris Christie is a beach loving; people hating troll ;)

- Ivanka Trump found a seat at the table at the 2017 G20 summit!

- Kylie & Kendall Jenner have the nerve; never the range. Their shirts pissed off sweet, sweet Sharon Osbourne :(

- Blue Ivy is top 5 mumble rapper of 2017. Deserves her spot on the XXL Freshman Class cover right next to Asahd Tuck Khaled.

- Jay-Z released 4:44 and everyone is a financial advisor, marriage counselor, and hip hop critic. Bless up!

Recorded Sunday July, 9 2017.