Breaking news: Twenty-one years after he met her, Mike still hasn't figured Megan out. Is she really a hippie in suburban mom's clothing? But then why has she never smoked pot? And why didn't she tell him about those co-ed sleepovers she attended in high school? These burning questions are answered (sort of) in the latest episode of 100 Things, which also features the harrowing tale of that time Mike got asked to "go with" a girl for the first time. (Moral of the story: pizza > girls.) The jar offers a topic that made even the writer of it go "ugggggh." Are mom dates really a thing, or are some of us just missing our high school cliques? Who knows, but one thing is certain: Megan and Mike wouldn't relive THEIR awkward high school years for anything. But hey, for old time's sake, spritz a little Drakkar Noir on your pulse points and get ready to cringe. This is episode 33. EPISODE WINE: BOGLE MERLOT 2015CLOSING SONG: "THIRTEEN" ELLIOTT SMITH (BIG STAR COVER)