This week we celebrate Earth Day and all the different marches in DC. We spend some time chatting about our love for Bravo and whether Scheana has had her jaw shaved. Lady Gaga's new song The Cure is perfection. During the Fucked Up Shit, we give you an update on the police officers who murdered Alton Sterling, and give you the run down on a dipshit white state senator in Florida who used the n-word around his black colleagues. Our Fat-Phobic Disaster of the Week is the terrible Uber driver, who was "concern trolling" our friend Tess Holiday. Paula defines "body currency" as named by Tess Baker. Paula also had a makeover at Sephora and it was magical. Amy had a ukulele minute. Our recommendations are The OA, The Leftovers Season 3, Missing Richard Simmons, and Damn by Kendrick Lamar.