Man family can suck sometimes.  “I don’t care that her in-laws want to do Thanksgiving on Thursday, I want to do it too!  I’m the one who drove 9 hours to be here!  I want my Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving, not on Friday!!”  Then someone starts offing family members and they expect you to be upset when all you really want to do is go home and play Battlefield 3 god dammit!  Only half of that happens in You’re Next but you have to watch the film to know which half.  Or you know, listen to the podcast which is really what you’re doing if you’re reading this.  We spoil everything!!!  Spoiler alert: You’re Next doesn’t take place on Thanksgiving…