Chris relates adventures in apartment-bidding; Knut considers modding his bike. Some of Norway's many hundred Norwegian birthday songs are recommended. Bonus topics: hugging at work, tile paint, and dumping your landlord.

Links:

• "It's not the years, honey — it's the mileage" — YouTube: Raiders of the Lost Ark
• The Handlebar Field Guide - Inked Iron
• Aluminum Rest Handlebar
• a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) - YouTube
• List of countries by life expectancy - Wikipedia
• Birthday Customs and Traditions in Germany
• Taking 'Treats' to the office, on your birthday — Digital Spy
• Hurra for deg - norwegian birthday song - YouTube
• Ja må han leva! - YouTube — This one is Swedish, according to the internet.
• Gratulere med dagen - YouTube — Norwegians just can't get enough of birthday songs.
• Slim Dusty - Waltzing Matilda - YouTube
• Dethklok - Birthday Dethday - YouTube
• The Wadsworth Constant | Know Your Meme
• Russian children Birthday song 1973 - Песня крокодила Гены - YouTube
• Happy Birthday by Ivan Fischer - YouTube — This is the version of Happy Birthday that Knut eventually chose for Chris. Chris laughed a lot. Bullseye.
• Americans (TV Series 2013– ) - IMDb
• These Go To 11 (Spinal Tap) - YouTube
• Funny or Die - The Landlord on Vimeo
• John Lennon - Imagine HD - YouTube
• Banana For Scale | Know Your Meme
• Guitar For Temperature | Banana For Scale | Know Your Meme
• In Japan Moving is More of an Art - YouTube
• Building storey numbering - Wikipedia
• Gå Besseggen fra sofaen - NRK Hedmark og Oppland - Lokale nyheter, TV og radio — "Walk Besseggen from your sofa"