In which we wave a belated flag for the 4th of July and explore the difference between patriotism and its contemporary GQP death cult variant through the words of the great American philosopher, Matthew McConaughey. 

Also, history buffs rejoice! We take a look at C-SPAN's updated rankings of the American presidents and remind you of why Franklin Pierce was trash. Plus, a look at the totally realistic, not at all fake plan to restore Trump to the White House by next month on a cosmically-inspired edition of the Blues...