Taylor Neely Show

episode 34 get that turkey get that cheese let's make a f***ing sandwhich


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yo wassssss goood neely nation whoever listenin to this ishhhh. Love you. much love. The most love. More love than yopu can ever imagine. Another hot epsidoe coming at you here.

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“The world as we know it is long and moisterous  and full of incomparable greed. The kind of greed you look back at and go *home improvement sound effect* sure the grass is green and the sky is blue but what does that mean at night time when it’s all dark and the lights are turned offf. Who will watch us then, who will let us be. For it is not the man that slumbers but the man that awakens. Awakens to the true nature of what beholds hinmas he slept. I am not a child of the universe but a son of the stars. A man who fearfully creeps through that from which he once came. I’m not the kinda guy to wash my hands after using the restroom in my own home , that’s a in public activity only. Don’t be scared, for I am not leaving you but giving you a memory. Deep in the depths of your own mind you can recall what I once was to you-the guy that touched the part of your elbow that you can’t really tell someone touched it if it’s touched lightly enough-i believe it’s called the weenus. It’s better I over explained it because if I had just said the man who touched your weenus when you weren’t looking, that sounds like a crime”

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