This week our entrenched fashion reporters go undercover to unmask the latest trends in University dork head wear. Then there's some talk on Mario's appearance at this week's Apple conference, the Playstation Pro's appearance at Sony's conference, Sony Hit Squads, and the ensuing console Apocalypse. We're also happy to tentatively announce that we're in the planning stages of the THIRD ANNUAL METAL GEAR MARATHON, with more details to follow in the coming weeks and months. This doesn't stop us from discussing our current training regimen, and fighting like children about the best Metal Gear games. Dave gets salty with Paragon, Norris talks up Tales of Borderlands, and Mike finds out r/kappa isn't (just) pornography. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Tofino Brewing Company's Hoppin' Cretin IPA Music by Sebastian Bender