Alex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral.

Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We discuss.

We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix.

Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age.

All in all a cracking little episode really.

Enjoy.