Thanks goes to Beyond The Box Set (@Beyondtheboxset) podcast this week for recommending the critic-proof Lady In The Water. Luckily at least one of us is totally underqualified for the job. We might have been asked to find one good thing about this piece of work but we'll go one better. We'll probably have two. Unless a dreaded case of the scrunts sets in.

Featuring: NARF, the wims, the wams, the bums, the oobly-boos, a hack, an arse, a Jesus and a very real threat to both chastity and national security.