$10 Milion Inauguration: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/18/biden-inauguration-feds-spending-10-million-ambulances-fema-emergency-services/ 
Trump Being Petty: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/19/joe-biden-isnt-getting-government-plane-to-fly-him-to-d-c-inauguration/ 
Johnson & Johnson Empire: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/snapshot-johnson-johnson-consumer-segment-210608500.html 
Awful Inauguration: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/20/celebrating-america-virtual-concert-live-stream-biden-inauguration-tom-hanks-demi-lovato-justin-timberlake/ 
Swiss Army Knife Butthole: https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-described-a-dinosaur-s-butthole-in-exquisite-detail 
Chuck Shumer's Erection: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/22/chuck-schumer-tell-senate-trump-cited-the-erection-insurrection/ 
Loraine Bobbit Worms: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/22/world/giant-worm-lair-intl-scli-scn/index.html 
Larry King RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/23/larry-king-dead-dies-87-covid/ 

Music:
Intro:
Artist - Lukrembo
Song - Chocolate
Outro: 
Artist - Lukrembo
Song - Together