Comedian Seth Herzog teaches us how to throw an amazing party, how to join the theater camp mafia, how to make YouTube videos of yourself crinkling plastic bags, how to start performing comedy in a hamburger shop, how to mispronounce Bono’s name to his face, how to warm up a crowd, how to dance till you need to vomit, and how to get cool people to come to your party. Then we challenge Seth to come up with opening lines to introduce himself to celebrities at parties. How do you get germaphobe Donald Trump to shake your hand? Hint: You don’t want that anyway.