What do parents, mom-game, kids, babies, twins, triplets, best friends, couples, spouses, raising a family in LA, neighbors and little dogs all have in common? They’re all in this show. Wow this is really a family oriented episode. Feels almost TOO wholesome. Would it help to even things out if I told you the neighbor anecdotes are not exactly flattering? OK good. Yeah the neighbor stuff is not great. Some people are truly unhappy. So let’s make fun of them!

This week Unofficial really finds it’s stride. Coop and Myan are building the kind of momentum most often reserved for super athletes and wealthy scientists. We are widening our net and catching marlins made of gold and selling by the lb. at a rate the market can absolutely not sustain. ...cause they’re made of gold. Marlins are huge. They sell gold by the ounce, a one lb. marlin steak would be incredibly expensive.

So stop playing dumb, pay your Bluetooth subscription in full and don’t miss our Thursday show with our most special guest, Justine Monsul at monfefo, cold press juice company of Brooklyn. She’s got a Turmeric shot with orange, lemon, agave and black pepper that once you taste, your body will crave. She’s also a super awesome chick and crazy beautiful if you wanna know the truth.

We really need to invest in some cameras.