This week, Sarah, Gabriel, and Zach prove once again the mind-meld is real as we find ourselves with a full set of body-horror bad ideas.

First, we delve into some Cthulhu shit after finding too many teeth in too many walls. Next, we plot out the scam of the century - just not this century - and, boy, does it get *hairy.* Finally, will we find a way to parlay the grim origin of the chainsaw into a satisfying story?

Plus, a dark god seeking an avatar body, Gunther screwing up *again*, and stories safest in print.

**Today’s Bad Ideas™:**

Idea #1: https://mashable.com/article/teeth-inside-wall/

Idea #2: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/06/10/Lock-of-Beethovens-hair-up-for-auction/8931560187534/

Idea #3: https://www.businessinsider.com/chainsaws-were-originally-invented-for-helping-childbirth-not-cutting-wood-2018-6

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