TJ announces his nuptials the previous week, finally marrying his live-in girlfriend of 10 years. All that, and many parables that had to be cut from the podcast lest it last 90 minutes. That said, there's plenty of news this week:

The Battlefield 5 beta will take place in early September

Rainbow Six Siege now insta-banning players using hate speech

Pokemon GO Fest attendance announced

Star Citizen refund refusals

Let us know if you spent $50,000 on a virtual spaceship.