Curtis does NOT like ASMR, especially the slime or eating ones. Also discussed – Why driving through Seattle snow is different than other places.

Also, here’s that video of Zoe Kravitz’s ASMR farting

Is it childish of me to edit fart noises into the background of that weird ASMR commercial? Absolutely.

Did I do it anyway? 100%. pic.twitter.com/uhImHyiqNC

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 4, 2019