🏈 Buckle up, Commanders fans, because the free agency rollercoaster is WILD! Deebo Samuel just cashed in with $17M guaranteed—guess he’s buying the whole DMV a round of Mad Dog 20/20! Meanwhile, Michael Gallup’s back from retirement for a vet minimum deal—did he un-retire just to flex on us with that one-year glow-up? Oh, and the NFL owners are cooking up new rules that might just turn the gridiron into a circus—touchdowns by backflip, anyone? Join us as we break down the chaos, laugh at the madness, and figure out if Washington’s about to dominate or just pay Deebo to look pretty. Smash that like button if you’re ready for some NFL tea spicier than a sideline tantrum! #CommandersChaos #DeeboDollars #NFLRulesGoneWild