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Episode 349: The Janitor Strategy for Developer-led Sales, also, The School of the Philosophy of Rocks and Time


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This week, Coté and Matt define three sales model for doing developer-led sales. Also, we know that clown fish are optional, but do rocks need to exist?

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  • What if rocks didn’t exist?
  • I didn’t take “Philosophy of Rocks 101 in college, but I did take hydrobiology 379.”
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  • B to D sales
  • The Janitorial Sales Model - vendor creates mess, drives uncontrolled/ungoverned/decentralized viral spread.
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  • Rundown
    • Rocks.
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