Every day it's the same but not today because today is moving day! That’s right, the big day is finally here, the big day you move to The Big Apple; today you are moving to New York City! Finally you get to brush off the dust of your 1-horse town! Finally you get to go to art school! You rush up the stairs of your dorm to meet your new roommate. What will she be like? Will you be best friends?! You burst through the door of your dorm room to find your roommate’s corpse hanging from a light fixture in the center of the room, a note pinned to her breast. You cautiously approach the swinging cadaver…you snatch the note. It reads simply, “Life sucks and then you die.” Can’t argue with that. In fact, life DOES suck for you at your new school, even art school goths don’t want to get close to you after your roommate iced herself on the first day of classes. You suffer through 3 weeks as the school pariah before you give up and move back to your 1-horse town, cast out by the outcasts. As you ride your bike to your job at the bakery at 3 a.m. you listen to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls and ponder what could’ve been…