Need Not Apply

Episode 35 - Not Today, Satan... I'm on Break


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Your hosts Gina & Gary are back with another jam-packed episode — and this week we’re asking: are these people just jerks… or full-on devils at work?


We kick things off with wild headlines: radioactive Walmart shrimp 🍤☢️, zombie squirrels and rabbits 🐿️🧟, and Merriam-Webster officially adding “skibidi” to the dictionary 🤯📖. Plus Rare Beauty’s scratch-and-sniff billboards 👃✨, Marc Maron calling out the bro-pod comedy scene 🎤🔥, and why ghost culture 👻 is thriving just in time for spooky season.


Then it’s time for our devilish workplace tales:


😈 Stories this week include:

  • The office jokester who just won’t quit with nicknames 🙄😂

  • A nervous grad sneaking absinthe before a job interview 🍾😳

  • A “helpful” coworker who fat-shames a colleague 🚫🥴

  • A vet tech meltdown over dog poop duty 🐕💩

  • And one employee who simply can’t handle a Transformers superfan 🤖


Distractions of the week: Pokémon card grading 🎴, updating résumés 💼, and family visits...


🔥 Buckle up — we’ve got laughs, rants, and plenty of side-eye as we decide who’s an a-hole… and who’s truly the devil.


📰 News Stories:

  • Reuters: First screwworm case confirmed in Maryland

  • TIME: “Zombie” squirrels & rabbits

  • Merriam-Webster adds “skibidi”

  • Business Insider: Posture as the new longevity hack

  • Rare Beauty’s scratch-and-sniff ads (Selena Gomez)

  • Marc Maron on bro-pod comedy

  • FDA shrimp recall (radioactive fears)

  • Sleep apnea + conch shell study

  • AI bots beefing on fake social networks

  • Robot womb hoax out of China

  • The “Great Resentment” in workplaces


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Need Not ApplyBy Gina and Gary Cavallo