It's a two-man war on movie crime this week as Cooper and Nolan tangle with THE EXTERMINATOR!

If the guys want to survive a movie that Roger Ebert once called "a sadistic exercise in moronic violence," they'll have to deal with unnecessary padding scenes, extremely questionable performances ("Ya want the sheets???"), and a plot with more holes in it than the Exterminator's victims.

Don't fear the flashback; this episode (featuring a beer from the Forked River Brewing Company) will push you juuuuuust far enough.